I just HAD to blog tonight.
So, Wendy and I just arrived in Wilmington, N.C. My cousin and his family live here, and we're staying with them for a few days. Then we'll head up to Winston-Salem to visit my Grandmother, aunt, and other cousins. We rolled up at about 8pm, and had dinner and talked. It was fun.
Currently, it's 11:50pm. At about 10:40 tonight, we said our good nights, and retired to our room.
It's a beautiful master suite, huge walk-in closet, big bath, large room and bed, and Allison has done such a great job making it feel welcoming. She even prepared a basket of toiletries in case we had forgotten some of our own! We spent the next 10min getting ready for bed, but seeing as how it is only 7:50 our time in Cali, it was still just a bit too early to actually sleep. No big deal, I have my laptop.
I plugged it in and set in on the bed. I then climbed into bed, and sitting upright with my legs stretched out in front of me, proceeded to arrange the blankets...
and then the bed fell apart. Well... that's not exactly right. The bed didn't exactly "fall apart" - Rather... it broke. With a
VERY
LOUD
CRASH.
Seriously? Seriously?@! What the heck! I mean, this is the first trip I've ever made to see my extended family without the rest of my immediate family, and the first thing I manage to do is break their bed? What kind of lousy luck it that?!
My first thougt was to fix it. But in order to do that, I had to take off the comforter, mattress, box spring, and move the side table. Additionally, or perhaps far more importantly, the only "tool" handy was a plastic toy screwdriver.
The side rails have metal plates in them on the ends that hook into the headboard and footboard. The plate connecting to the headboard on the side I was sitting on ripped out of its sideboard!
Turns out, it's actually broken, so there's no way for me to fix it... certainly not without real tools. By this point it's 11:15 or so, and I don't want to disturb our hosts, so Wendy and I decide to just give up and rearrange the room so we can "make" ourselves a bed.
What once was a beautiful room, quickly turned into chaos.
At this present time, We've completely disassembled the bed, and I'm laying on the mattress which is in the middle of the floor. Our hosts still have no idea any of this has taken place.
I gotta admit though, I'm actually kinda excited to see their faces when they come in tomorrow to get us. :-)
and of course, for your viewing pleasure:
It's only too bad I don't have full "before during and after" pics.
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5 comments:
Man David...these things seem to always happen to you. Did Wendy actually see the bed break?
there goes your "favorite cousin" status. :) i'm sure it will be a story to tell the rest of your trip!!! i love you and wish we were there, too...though, glad it wasn't me breaking the bed!
Ok... turns out... that bad has broken a couple times before, and Allison said that it broke on her mom the last time she was out. So, David was in the clear and still in the running for favorite cousin. You know how he loves to be the favorite... (fill in the blank). ;P
oh my GOSH! that is hilarious -- and the photo completes the priclessness of the blog ;) hope you guys have a fabulous trip! xo
I love that you were going to try and fix it...and the only thing there was a toy screwdriver! Where did that come from?
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